Day Four:

A want ad

A Giveaway ad

An ad for an ad

(in that order)

Wanted:

An invisible person who likes to mop kitchen floors

Must be invisible so I don't feel like we have to talk

Must not like talking as much as likes mopping kitchen floors

Must not mind the following:

dog hair

cat hair

mom hair

dad hair

baby hair 

cousin john hair

and 

whoknowswhatelse

Must also not mind a floor that will collect dust

three seconds after you've scrubbed

andscrubbedandscrubbed

and 

scrubbed

and

(ugh)

scrubbed.

Any takers?

A Giveaway Ad--

Free!

Early mornings

Up before the sun

When the world is still dark

And snow piles higher than your roof

And you just want to roll over

And fall back asleep

Early mornings

Free! Free to anyone!

(I’ll take sleep in exchange, please.)

An ad for an ad:

Wanted---

A want ad

Effective

Yet

Short

A want ad

For

Daily massages

Cocktails

(or cookies)

and

Sleep

A want ad for me

A want ad for peace