Dear Blood Test,
We meet at 9:10 a.m. tomorrow. This will be a dual of wills. You'll be the sharp one, eyeing my left arm up and down. I'll be the one looking in the other direction.
Don't get the wrong impression. I'm not into getting all tied up in your gimmicks. But you are the only way I can get a discount on my health insurance. I should at least be nice. I should at least meet you - at 9:10 a.m.
I'll try not to pass out. And maybe I'll find out if all these veggies are doing me any good. I just hope we don't have to meet up for too long.
I might pass out.
Oh mannnnn. I don't want to go. But I'll go. See you tomorrow.